which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
man tara is so damn important because she’s this female character who’s shy and has a stutter and came from a difficult home life and is heavier than most other women on television
and she’s portrayed as special and wonderful and her little victories - speaking up for herself,…
We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.
if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post
if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.
Would that mean Bullmastiffs are it’s final evolution?
pugs are Pokémon. your argument is invaled
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I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it
Please repost this and signal boost! My friend was robbed in London, looking for his wedding ring.
”On February 28 our flat was robbed in London, W9. The thieves took everything we have of value, and also my wedding ring.
I don’t include my wedding ring in “things of value” because to anyone but me it is virtually worthless. This ring was hand made by my wife out of precious metal clay: a molding clay that contains silver particles that fuse when kiln fired.
The silver in this ring is probably worth about $30. The sentiment in this ring is priceless to me.
The ring pictured on the bottom (infinity, no heart) is mine. This is what it looked like pre-firing. Today it looks the same, but is a polished silver color. It has 18 vertical lines around the band.
In the extremely unlikely chance anyone comes across this ring, please contact me. Everyone else, please publicly share this status to spread the word.”
Please, Tumblr, spread the word?
the speech impediment of the 21st century (by Marc Johns)
I’ll fuck you up buddy this is not a speech impediment it’s linguistic evolution!! the existence of the phrase “Aisha was like” allows the speaker to convey whatever Aisha said without making the listener assume they’re quoting Aisha directly while still maintaining the FEELING of what Aisha said.
ie, Aisha said she didn’t want to go out with me VERSUS Aisha was like, “I’d rather kiss a Wookie”.
the addition of “XYZ was like” lets the speaker be more expressive and efficient and it is a totally valid method of communicating information!!
With the way language has evolved, this is one of the few ways I can even think of to express in casual conversation what someone said.
"So I said to Aisha," is certainly used, but if you remove the "so," which implies casual tone ("and" can be used in the same way), you get
"I said to Aisha," which is really formal in most English dialects/variations. I don’t know about all, but in New England dialects, you sound like you’re reading aloud from a novel.
"I told Aisha," is really only used when you continue to describe, not tell, what you told her. Ex: "I told Aisha that James was too punk for her" works while, "I told Aisha, ‘James is too punk for you’" crosses the line back into formalness of the "I said."
Things like “I asked” or “I answered [with]” are similar levels of casual and efficient to the “So, I said [or say, as many conversations about the past take place in present tense anyway, as if the speaker is giving a play-by-play in the moment]” but are specific to only certain situations.
"I was like, 'Marc Johns, what is your obsession with restoring archaic speech patterns and interfering with the natural progression of English from complex to efficient?'" envelopes all of these easily and is accessible and crisp, and allows for more variations on inflection than the others.
Of course, James is probably like, “I already fucking said that.” But eh, I tried adding on.