The struggle is real.
What if thunderstorms are just teenage angels playing drums?! And there’s God yelling at them to quiet down, but they’re like ‘FUCK YOU DAD WE DO WHAT WE WANT!’
So if Balthazar and Gabriel started a band
Don’t forget Lucifer
We were pretty kick ass, and then Luci decided to go solo
"Luci decided to go solo"
so much Bible in one casual phrase
"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time
mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary
in case my followers were having a bad day
Party rats in party hats
whenever movies or tv shows or anything use the PEOPLE ONLY USE 10% OF THEIR BRAIN….WHAT IF….WE COULD USE 100%…..I UNDERSTAND NEUROBIOLOGY AND BASIC MATHS…. it makes me want to punch myself in the face so hard my head swivels around 360 degrees twice
Tom Hiddleston at the World Premiere of Thor: The Dark World in Germany