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The staff of Cractastic Dispatches wishes to remain anonymous; it is their belief that labels such as age, gender, race, and sexuality should have no affect on the enjoyment of their work.

They ask the readers to respect this, but say that readers may feel free to guess. If you are correct, they may even give you a cookie.

For those of you not interested in guessing, Cractastic Dispatches is whoever you imagine them to be, be it male, female, or flying squirrel.

The staff of Cractastic Dispatches also wishes to voice their support of gay marriage, animal rights, environmental protection programs, and expresses their wish to become a feline. Or an aeroplane.

Cractastic Dispatches believes that aeroplanes are the coolest thing since sliced bread.

Thank-you.

Cractastic Dispatches,

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